Dead Funny by Allen Foster

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Here lies Pat Steel; That’s very true! Who was he ! what was he ! What’s that to you? He lies here, because he Is dead – nothing new.

Here lies the remains of John Hall, Grocer The world is not worth a fig, I have good raisins for saying so. This stone was raised to Sarah Ford, Not Sarah’s virtues to record- For they’re well known to all the town- No Lord; it was raised to keep her down.